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AKA Sunday Sickness
Ed Note: My Dad Told This One 55 or 60 Years Ago
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Morbus Sabbaticus or Sunday Sickness, is a disease peculiar to church members.
The attack comes on suddenly on Sundays. No symptoms are felt on Saturday night; the patient sleeps well and awakes feeling well; eats a hearty breakfast, but about church time the attack comes on and continues until services are over for the morning. The patient feels easy and eats a hearty dinner.
In the afternoon he feels much better and is able to take a walk, automobile ride, go visiting, talk politics and reads the papers; he eats a hearty supper but about church time he has another attack and stays home. He retires early, sleeps well, and awakes on Monday morning refreshed and able to go to work, He does not feel any of the returned symptoms until the next Sunday.
The peculiar features are as follows--
1. It attacks only members of a church.
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