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(If you've ever traveled very much in 3rd or 4th world countries you have probably experienced
something similar to this example sent by a friend in Africa).

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS."

I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service.

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "Rye. Roon sirbees . . . Morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"

Guest: "Uh . . . Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: " . . . What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den? . . . Pryed, boyud , pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry . . . Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. Ulaisahn toes?"

Guest: "I . . . Don't think so."

Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes! . . . Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'toast' . . . Fine . . . Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?

Guest: "I mean butter . . . Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy . . . tea . . . meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please . . . And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy . . . Rye?"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts!"

Guest: "You're welcome!"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS,'" . . . . and now you do, don't you?!!!

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