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Farmer Wants A Divorce (Author Unknown) |
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A farmer walked into a lawyer's office wanting to file for a quick divorce. The Lawyer asked: "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah. I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The lawyer nodded and said, "Okay, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The lawyer shook his head. "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The lawyer frowned and asked, "No, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
The exasperated lawyer said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer replied, "Nah, we both get up about 5:30."
Finally the lawyer thumped his palm on a desk and began to whisper, slowly, but forcefully, "Let me put it this way. Why do you want a divorce."
Then the farmer leaned over, whispering back, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." |