What do you call a cow that has just given birth?"

"Decalfinated."

"What do you call a calf after it is one year old?"

"Two years old."

"What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?"

"Laughing stock."

"What do you call a sleeping bull?"

"A bulldozer."

"Why do cows wear bells?"

"Because their horns don't work."

"What is a cow's favorite form of entertainment?"

"The moo-vies."

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