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SOME HUMOROUS STORIES AND
JOKES INVOLVING FROGS
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Two frogs were sitting on a log, feeding on passing insects. One remarked to the other, "TIME'S SURE FUN WHEN WE'RE HAVING FLIES."
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? HE GETS TOAD AWAY.
Why is it a good idea to have a frog on your baseball team?? THEY'RE GOOD AT CATCHING POP FLIES!
What would you get if you crossed a baseball player with a frog? AN OUTFIELDER WHO CATCHES FLIES AND THEN EATS THEM.
From "Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes," published by Barbour Publishing, Inc., P. O. Box 719, Uhrichsville, Ohio 44683. Used by permission.
SMILE A LITTLE, AMERICA!
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