* You notice your car overheating BEFORE YOU DRIVE IT.
* Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
* Airplanes can't land because the asphalt is too soft.
* You drive your car with only two fingers.
* Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
* Your pool water starts to boil in the sun.
* The hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot.
* A scalding hot shower still cools you down.
* A $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned
restaurants.
* The politicians take their hands out of YOUR pockets to fan themselves.
* You need a spatula to remove your clothing.
* You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather.
* You ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much
as possible.
* It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on
the streets.
* You burn your hand opening the car door.
* You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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