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"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who
was killed in the war?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the
time of the collision?" Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people." Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?" A: "Oral." Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m." Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?" A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."
A: "Yes." Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
A: "Yes." Q: "How many were boys?" A: "None." Q: "Were there any girls?"
A: "Yes." Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." |