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10 Ways To Tell If a Redneck Is Working At a Computer in Your Office

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  • 10. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
  • 9. The keyboard is camouflage patterned.
  • 8. There is a Dr. Pepper can in the CD-ROM drive.
  • 7. The password is "bubba."
  • 6. The six front keys have rotted out.
  • 5. "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
  • 4. Outgoing faxes have cold drink stains on them.
  • 3. John Deere Pocket Protectors.
  • 2. The menus all have Dr. Pepper, and Royal Crown Cola options.
  • 1. And the #1 way to tell if a Redneck works in your office: The monitor is up on blocks.

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