SAVING BILLY - POLITICAL HUMOR
Or "My Dad's Gonna' Kill Me!" (Adapted-Author Unknown)
Three young college students are on vacation in Washington, DC.
One day they are walking together past the White House when they hear the voice of a
man crying out, "Help, Help." Quickly, they respond to the call by leaping over the
White House fence, and by following the cries, they eventually come upon Bill Clinton,
drowning in the White House swimming pool. In an heroic rush, they pull him from the
pool, then give him CPR, clearly saving his life.
After a few minutes, Clinton says to them, "Well, boys, today you saved
my life! And I am willing to give each of you any wish you desire, as
long as it is within my power as President!"
The first fellow thinks for a few seconds then says, "I have
always wanted to go to West Point. Can you get me an appointment?"
"You bet!" said the President, "I'll sign the papers this
Then the second fellow said, "I've always wanted to go to
Annapolis. Can you get me in?"
"You bet I can," said the President. "I'll sign the papers for it this
After a few moments more, the third fellow said, "I'd like to
know, can you get me buried in Arlington National Cemetery?"
Clinton, a bit startled, thought for a second or two, then said,
"Sure, but tell me, aren't you awfully young to be thinking about such
"Nope," replied the remaining fellow. "Because when I get home
and tell my dad what I did today, he's going to kill me!"
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