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  • A Fat Servant is Better than a Skinny Corpse (Luke 15:17)
  • A Few Good Men: Gideon's Army (J.F. Higgins)
  • A Good God On A Bad Day
  • A Lot to Learn from Lot (Genesis 14)
  • A Major Message From A Minor Prophet (Zephaniah 3:14-20)
  • A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood: A sermon on the Gadarene Demoniac
  • A Serious birth Defect (Psalm 51) (PLG)
  • A sermon on the Prodigal: Giving the Pigs a Permanent Wave (Paul Frerking, Meridian, Tx)
  • All stressed up and nowhere to go
  • American Culture-Polytheisism at its Best (A.S.)
  • An address to Submarine Christians--those who surface Christmas and Easter!
  • An Attitude of Gratitude (Luke 17:11-19) (J. Bryant)
  • Antidote for Anxiety (Philippians 4:6-8)
  • Are You a Low-Sodium Christian? Then Add a Little Spiritual Spice to Your Life! (Matthew 6)
  • Are You a Wet Water Walker or A Dry Boat Rider (Matthew 14:28)? (Aldren Sadler Sr.)
  • Are you in the Way, or are you in the way? (John 14:6) (JLN)
  • Are You Suffering from Malnutrition? (Matthew 4:1-4)
  • Bay of Pigs (casting demons into swine)
  • Be Careful With What You Think You Know (John 3:1-17)
  • Born to RAZE Hell. (raze-destroy,break down, demolish) (Tom Foster)
  • Bringing in the sheep (Looking for the one lamb)
  • But GOD Romans 5-8
  • Christians Stink - We are called to be the odorant to the world. Relating to the odorant added to LP gas. (R.P.)
  • Countdown To The Showdown (Armaggedon)
  • Crummy Faith (Matthew 15:21-28)
  • Deviled Ham (Luke 8:26-39) (Jim Robinson) (or: How about When Pigs Fly)
  • Do you have any NIKE's (Gr. for victories)
  • Does God have a Plan B for us?
  • Don't Panic It's Just A Test
  • Don't park in the handicap zone (be active in church) Steve Dixon
  • Don't Set the Stage for Rage (on anger)
  • Don't wait till the battle is over--shout now!
  • Driven to Distraction (Luke 10:38-42, Martha distracted by many things)
  • Free: Eternal Life Insurance! (L. Parman)
  • Get Off Your Donkey - Parable of Good Samaritan. (W. Vendt)
  • God wants to deal with your BUT (II Kings 5:1 Naaman was a mighty man of valour, but he was... - S. Green)
  • Gone With The Wind: (house on a rock) (RWJ)
  • Heaven can't wait! (Revelation 21)
  • He's Making A List And Checking It Twice (R. Wright)
  • Hind-sight, Blind-sight -Jesus heals the man born blind, and the Pharisees remain sightless. (C. Jennings)
  • Honey, We Need to Shrink the Camel (Matthew 19:23-26) (Jim Robinson)
  • How Are You Going To Get Along In Heaven With People You Can't Get Along With Here?
  • How Big is Your Barn? (storing up treasures on earth)
  • How Does Your Garden Grow? (Parable of the Sower)
  • Human Sacrifice - Live at Eleven - (Communion)
  • If You Can't Keep Up, Keep Going
  • I'm gonna be in heaven with him?
  • Is God your steering wheel or your spare tire.
  • Is Time your enemy or is time your friend? (Rev. G. Gregory)
  • Lamb Chops Anyone? (John 10:11-18)
  • Lost in His Own Back Yard (the older Brother)
  • Love 'Em All, and Let God Sort 'Em Out (loving your enemies)
  • Milk does the body Good (I Peter 2:2) (Rev Gino Dennis)
  • More Zip for the Trip - Elijah out running the chariots
  • Not Your Typical Baptist (Luke 3:1-6)
  • Nothing but Net (John 21) (Bobby Holland)
  • On Naaman - Lather, Rinse, Repeat
  • Prayer Meeting in Hell (Lazarus and the Rich Man)
  • Remember Lot's wife. She was halted, she was exhalted, she was salted.
  • Seven Ducks In A Puddle (Namaan) (II Kings 5)
  • Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, They didn't bend they didn't bow, they didn't BURN. Casual Christianity
  • Shared Any Good 'Yokes' Lately? (message on servanthood) (David A. Hall)
  • Solve our Problems, but Save our Pigs (J. M.)
  • Some Will Wear Crowns...Others Will Wear Frowns (JUDGEMENT SEAT OF CHRIST) (C. Spurlock)
  • Standing On The Promises or Sitting On The Premises (sermon on service) (David A. Hall)
  • Survival of the Fittest or Cross training
  • Table Manners (On Communion)
  • The Buts of the Believer (II Corinthians 4:7-9) (JLN)
  • The Church - Some assembly required (Mike Petzer)
  • The company you keep! (I Samuel 10:5-11) (Eld. Harvin)
  • The Great Ommission
  • The little red devil behind the Pearly White Gates (sermon on the power of the tongue)
  • The Man in the Middle
  • The Mighty Mite-The Widow's Mite
  • The rude, crude, dude in the nude (Luke 8:26)
  • The Saline Solution (Salt of the earth)
  • Three (Wise) Men and a Baby Christmas Sermon (Pastor Manuel Cruz Jr.)
  • Turn or Burn! (Revelation 20:15)
  • Unthawing the Frozen Chosen
  • Wait Watchers (Advent Sermon)
  • Wake Up - and Sell The Coffin (The widow of Nain's son) (Mark Winters)
  • WANTED: SAINTS - DEAD OR ALIVE! (John 11:32-44 -- M. Stone)
  • What on earth are you doing for Heavens’ sake?
  • What To Do When You Don't Know What To Do (Rev. Larry Moore)
  • What's Up Doc? (Luke's account of the Ascension)
  • When Lefty Killed Fatty! (Ehud)
  • When the load gets heavy (Matthew 11: 28-30)
  • You are what you eat - Communion sermon on Jesus as the Bread of Life (John 6)
  • You Better Be Humble...Or You Will Stumble (PRIDE) (I Peter 5:5-6) (C. Spurlock)
  • You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith too (sermon on Adultery) (David A. Hall)
  • You Can't Win If You Don't Begin (David A. Hall)

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