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. . . Too Well-Educated
In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his college degree for
his murder of three people. "There are too many business grads out there," he said. "If
I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened . . ."
. . . Did I Say That?!
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control
himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words,
"Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
. . . Ouch, That Smarts!
A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark
stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot
down the front of his pants as he was running out the door.
"He was seen hopping and jumping around," said police spokesman Mike Carey, "with an
explosion taking place inside his pants." Police have the man's charred trousers in
custody . . .
. . . Are We Not Communicating?
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!"
the man shouted. "This is her husband!"
. . . Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer!
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America
branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but
unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. Hmmm . . . wonder what he uses
for a knife?
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