Some More One Liners and Other Quick Smiles

A man gave a woman his seat on the bus; she fainted. When she revived, she thanked him; then he fainted.

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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Change is inevitable ........ except from a vending machine.

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Marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!

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I’ve learned that the older I get, the less attention I get. Age 6

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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Mistakes aren't so bad. Columbus found America by mistake!

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A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up, and never stops until he gets to school.

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A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"