STARS, Not SARS, Is New Plague in Hollywood

Adapted from NewsMax.com

Forget SARS. One of NewsMax's top Hollywood sources tells their "Insider Report" that STARS is the latest dreaded disease in Tinsel town.

Skip Press, who is the author of "Writer's Guide to Hollywood," "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Screenwriting" and a bio on the Sheen family, and who knows complete idiots when he sees them, jests:

"The new Hollywood disease, STARS, seems to be isolated to not-well-educated TV and film actors, but it has doctors baffled. They aren't sure whether it's 'Strangely Talkative Anti-Republican Syndrome' [OR] 'Sadly Troubled Actors Ranting Syndrome.' "

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