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*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

*The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water". The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus".

*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

* Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

* The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."

* 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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