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1) Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

2) Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

3) "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands".

4) Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

5) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

6) Ushers will eat late comers.

7) The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

8) Evening massage - 6 p.m.

9) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

10) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

11) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

12) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

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